{"id":49131,"date":"2026-08-02T18:46:43","date_gmt":"2026-08-02T16:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=49131"},"modified":"2026-08-02T19:04:40","modified_gmt":"2026-08-02T17:04:40","slug":"humour-juif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=49131","title":{"rendered":"Humour juif."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Psaume 1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Le Christ n&rsquo;a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 reconnu comme le Messie qu&rsquo;ils attendaient par les juifs, donc tu peux tenter ta chance. Il suffit de passer par le cimeti\u00e8re de l&rsquo;est et si tu es le Messie ils entonneront : C&rsquo;est le Messie ! C&rsquo;est le Messie ! Et sinon ? Direction le Golghota !<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Psaume 2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Comment sont les Isra\u00ebliennes ? Tr\u00e8s bien. On ne leur coupe rien ? Non \u00e7a c&rsquo;est aux hommes. Parfait voil\u00e0 une raison de plus de venir. Toutes les femmes pour moi ! Je vais refaire Tel Aviv comme ils ont refait Gazaville !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Psaume 1. Le Christ n&rsquo;a pas \u00e9t\u00e9 reconnu comme le Messie qu&rsquo;ils attendaient par les juifs, donc tu peux tenter ta chance. Il suffit de passer par le cimeti\u00e8re de l&rsquo;est et si tu es le Messie ils entonneront : C&rsquo;est le Messie ! C&rsquo;est le Messie ! Et sinon ? Direction le Golghota ! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49131"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49134,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49131\/revisions\/49134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}