{"id":37037,"date":"2025-07-17T01:05:11","date_gmt":"2025-07-16T23:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=37037"},"modified":"2025-12-11T17:39:48","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T16:39:48","slug":"37037","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=37037","title":{"rendered":"Les interactions sociales (texte humoristique)."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Si un cerveau isol\u00e9 s&rsquo;atrophiait au bout de deux jours, mon cerveau devrait \u00eatre plus petit qu&rsquo;une graine de s\u00e9same. Mais il l&rsquo;est un peu je crois, atrophi\u00e9. \u00c7a vient peut-\u00eatre du Zyprexa. Les interactions sociales, les soir\u00e9es que vous passez ensemble, si vous regardez bien, vous demandent beaucoup d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie, pour un r\u00e9sultat superflu. En fait vous pourriez logiquement parler \u00e0 un eucalyptus ou un lampadaire et arriver au m\u00eame r\u00e9sultat. Tout n&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;une affaire d&rsquo;entretien neuronal. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si un cerveau isol\u00e9 s&rsquo;atrophiait au bout de deux jours, mon cerveau devrait \u00eatre plus petit qu&rsquo;une graine de s\u00e9same. Mais il l&rsquo;est un peu je crois, atrophi\u00e9. \u00c7a vient peut-\u00eatre du Zyprexa. Les interactions sociales, les soir\u00e9es que vous passez ensemble, si vous regardez bien, vous demandent beaucoup d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie, pour un r\u00e9sultat superflu. En [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37037"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42260,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37037\/revisions\/42260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}