{"id":2393,"date":"2012-07-01T16:29:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-01T14:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=2393"},"modified":"2025-08-24T11:23:46","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T09:23:46","slug":"bondage-et-kubiak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=2393","title":{"rendered":"Bondage et Kubiak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bondage et Kubiak reniflaient dans l\u2019air les miasmes de carotte. Tout fleurait l\u2019acide folique, leur d\u00e9mentielle course \u00e0 la carotte. Ces \u00e9ternels plats sucr\u00e9s et savoureux dans lesquels la carotte peut \u00eatre consomm\u00e9e leur moussaient le cerveau. Le premier arriv\u00e9, le premier qui avalerait le plus petit soup\u00e7on de b\u00eatacarot\u00e8ne serait en possession des transes du l\u00e9gume juv\u00e9nile, injustement maltrait\u00e9 par le b\u00e2ton parental. Bondage et Kubiak entamaient leur soir\u00e9e, sujets aux sympt\u00f4mes du l\u00e9gume imaginaire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Bondage et Kubiak reniflaient dans l\u2019air les miasmes de carotte. Tout fleurait l\u2019acide folique, leur d\u00e9mentielle course \u00e0 la carotte. Ces \u00e9ternels plats sucr\u00e9s et savoureux dans lesquels la carotte peut \u00eatre consomm\u00e9e leur moussaient le cerveau. Le premier arriv\u00e9, le premier qui avalerait le plus petit soup\u00e7on de b\u00eatacarot\u00e8ne serait en possession des [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2393"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38838,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions\/38838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}