{"id":19431,"date":"2024-07-22T22:47:01","date_gmt":"2024-07-22T20:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=19431"},"modified":"2026-01-26T15:58:00","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T14:58:00","slug":"pourquoi-le-hp-te-baisera-toujours-en-retour-avec-brio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/?p=19431","title":{"rendered":"pourquoi le hp te baisera toujours en retour avec brio ?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Je suis ton lama et je vais te cracher dessus<br>Je vais te foutre de la salive sur la gueule qui te couleras dessus<br>Tu vas sentir son odeur come un suc des Andes<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Tu vas jouir de m\u2019avoir parmi toi dans mes dents blanches<br>Je n\u2019\u00e9crirai plus de po\u00e8mes, car les p\u00e9tasses m\u2019ont trahie<br>Je les enculerai avec mes sabots et leur pisserai \u00e0 la raie<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Je n\u2019ai plus envie d\u2019\u00e9crire mais de te gicler du foutre dessus<br>Et de t\u2019enculer apr\u00e8s t\u2018avoir attach\u00e9e avec une cordelette<br>Jusqu\u2019au point G de la cordill\u00e8re des Andes<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je suis ton lama et je vais te cracher dessusJe vais te foutre de la salive sur la gueule qui te couleras dessusTu vas sentir son odeur come un suc des Andes Tu vas jouir de m\u2019avoir parmi toi dans mes dents blanchesJe n\u2019\u00e9crirai plus de po\u00e8mes, car les p\u00e9tasses m\u2019ont trahieJe les enculerai avec [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19431"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44288,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19431\/revisions\/44288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.angle-vivant.net\/florages\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}